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@TarzanFeathers: My wife remains very racist in her approach to laundry.
@nbadag: *mob meeting*
ayo new guy—who're you?
"they call me the butcher"
oh yea? why's that, butch?
*smacks him with a pork loin* "no reason"
@tnylgn: If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal.
@jaslakhmna: Alcohol because no great conversation ever started over a salad !
@Marcmywords2: . No Shoes
Welcome To Walmart.
@Brampersandon_: *Trains lightning bugs to spell*
Karen, they have a message for u
WILL YOU M-
Oh good. Here I packed your bags already.