@LurkAtHomeMom: I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.

@djr_102: If you sit beside me, you're part of my drumkit.

@Oshungurl: Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose.

@vexroid: All I'm saying is that the cheese grater wouldn't have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after EVERY use.

@MatCro: [GF comes home to find our son alone] Where are you? I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: [soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice] I AM