@edgarrants: My wife said if she heard me chewing one more time, she was going to murder me. So I stole the batteries from her hearing aids.
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@LemmingDad: Keep in mind that parenting guides are written by people with enough free time & financial resources to write a parenting guide.
@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you