@YayatiSB: My wife said: Pls go to shop & buy a carton of Milk & if they have eggs, get six. I came back with Six cartons of Milk & told they had eggs.
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@Donna_McCoy: You can tell a lot about a person by how early their neighbors call the cops on Thanksgiving.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much
@bighandsmassuer: If you send her a message and she doesn't reply in six months she is probably thinking about it
@Thynebear: Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal? "I'll have a panda please" [judge, under his breath] Can he do that?