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@Xoolun: My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday.

Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind.

My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday.

Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn’t what she had in mind.

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