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@RexHuppke: My wife said the infinity scarf I got her is too small and I said: "That's mathematically impossible."

Anyhoo, we're divorced now.

My wife said the infinity scarf I got her is too small and I said: “That’s mathematically impossible.”

Anyhoo, we’re divorced now.

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