@ninjabaconpizza: My wife saw someone kill horses in Minecraft and she is making me build a Minecraft memorial for dead Minecraft animals.
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@donni: Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly
@Jay_FrickinLynn: I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen.
@david8hughes: Wife: where's the baby? Me: up on the roof Wife: THE ROOF? Me: relax. He's got sunscreen on