@ericsshadow: My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat.
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@Awk0Tacoo: I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*
@HeatherLuvsYou: A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some.
@torahhorse: support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas
@JohnLyonTweets: Me: Was the island real or were they dead the whole time? Sony tech support: We can't answer that kind of TV question, sir.