@Lakeoconeebldr: My wife sure is picky for someone who married me.
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@WheelTod: Early in any job interview be sure to use the phrase "I always give 110%", so you can quickly gauge their tolerance for working with idiots.
@nachosarah: when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak
@BasicLyes: Remote start, keyless entry, feature allows me the privilege of losing my keys- while I'm driving.
@CanadianCyn: Mom: You need to get a hobby. Me: Like photography? Mom: I don't think stalking the garbageman is a hobby.