@Lakeoconeebldr: My wife sure is picky for someone who married me.
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@liv_thatsme: Me: Saw your bf today "Where?" M: What's the name of that gym next door to the gay bar? "Golds?" M: Yeah, in the gay bar next to Golds
@Vj_Phresh: I'm so broke right now, if my gf leaves me for a richer person I'm going with them -__-
@AristotlesNZ: Hey! I took my diaper off, see? Oh! Look! I found your power drill! Gonna go see if it fits an outlet.. Bye! -My 2yo when I'm on the toilet