@BigHeb7: My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I'm rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Chumpstring: ME: i don't trust salesmen SALESMAN: OH MY GOD LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAR ME: oh shit where SALESMAN: right over here isn't she a beaut
@abrianmc: I covered my gf with dough and raisins and put her in the oven to annoy her. Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
@DaddyJew: I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo
@Hormonella: Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.