@sucittaM: My wife thinks I'm stupid for using Twitter so much. But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument.
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@TheDailySchmuck: They say all of this started because Eve ate an apple. Clearly, the book was altered. Everyone knows it had to be chocolate.
@Mr_Kapowski: Guys, Kelly Kapowski does not belong solely to me She belongs to us all She's R. Kelly
@DvuslyMarvelous: Twitter is like Gilligan's Island. We have the skills to fix the boat and leave. Instead we stay & learn how use coconuts a 1000 ways.