@Underchilde: My wife told me to strive for perfection, so I divorced her and started dating a swimsuit model.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@rpbateman: Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol
@leyawn: me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say "email" or "bee jail". what did the bee do
@undeadmolly: My parents are always pestering me to have kids. "Who will carry on the ancient family curse?" they say.