@omgthatspunny: My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@RadOrDie: I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
@simoncholland: And like the migratory pattern of the white-crowned sparrow, the last roll of toilet paper makes its journey from bathroom to bathroom.
@TheTimmyToes: [on the way to the hospital] GF: "let me get this straight. You thoug-" Me: I thought that the mouse trap would detect that I am not a mouse