@WheelTod: My wife urged me to be more experimental in the bedroom, but I guess she wasn't expecting I'd be dissecting so many white mice.
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@anoticingsenpai: they say the average adult has sex 54 times a year. November and December are apparently going to be awesome
@utofellatio: Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?
@VerifiedDrunk: Me: I want to take you home and drink you up baby Case of beer: I have a boyfriend