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@XplodingUnicorn: My wife was out of town, so I had to run the morning routine by myself today. I learned a lot. For example, apparently I have two kids.

My wife was out of town, so I had to run the morning routine by myself today. I learned a lot. For example, apparently I have two kids.

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