@robdelaney: My wife went on a lot of roller coasters when she was pregnant with our daughter Katelyn, and you can tell :(
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@bridger_w: In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don't think I can keep watching movies
@jonnysun: *christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken
@Xoolun: Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend.
@Michael1979: Very important new poster I stuck up in town today. This is my first step towards becoming a great businessman