@iwearaonesie: my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me
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@caseytduncan: Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind.
@jwoodham: If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something.