@qwertying: My wife's idea of oral sex is to sit down and talk me out of it.
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@murrman5: [to the secretary before I go in for job interview] "when the music starts, hit this button and that will activate the fog machine"
@envydatropic: I don't care what bathroom you identify with. If you look under the stall you're going to need a dentist.