@Home_Halfway: My wife's leaving me for refusing to stop referring to our children as my Capri Son and Capri Daughter.
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@DCpierson: I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
@FaisalAdam_: I got kicked out of the procrastinators club when I showed up for our first meeting..
@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?