@HallpassCanada: My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too.
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@SummerCandyEyes: I like to make things awkward on first dates just by shouting "wrong hole!!" at inappropriate times, like when you're eating.
@badbanana: Man of Steel question. When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?
@EpicurusRising: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist.
@sarousti: She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???