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@CrackYouWhip: My workout schedule:

1. Run half mile
2. 10 reps of 5 lb. hand weights
3. 35 year break
4. Protein shake
5. Repeat

My workout schedule:

1.  Run half mile
2.  10 reps of 5 lb. hand weights
3.  35 year break
4.  Protein shake
5.  Repeat

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