@MondayPajamas: My worst fear is seeing one of my tweets marked as "exhibit A"
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@kjoy1019: If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
@CompChristopher: If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers
@EndhooS: [Bunch of 6 year olds knock on my door] "TRICK OR TREAT!" You kids are in for a real treat... *slips each of them a copy of my demo tape*