@MariyaAlexander: My years of napping and making out with strangers have prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy
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@ReeseButCallMeV: Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ....
@tacos_y_cerveza: I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.