@MariyaAlexander: My years of napping and making out with strangers have prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy
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@riesypiecey: its embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasnt sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: *grabs a donut from conference room* Incredible powerpoint, Greg "Excuse me ma'am, do you work here?" Me: *grabs another donut & runs*