@CarltonnBanks: #MyHomelessSignWouldSay Obama aint the only one who wants change
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@Parentpains: In Canada, a drive by shooting is just a guy using finger guns while winking at a chick he has no chance with.
@Pundamentalism: My girlfriend asked me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
@itsboyschapter: My mother always told me "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"...and some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.