@JennyJohnsonHi5: MySpace just bought a pack of Ramen noodles.
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@turkeyheadmac: No need to blind fold me, just hand me my phone and drive I won't have a clue how to get back here
@the_tsai_guy: People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured.
@itshotterhere: Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs.