@JennyJohnsonHi5: MySpace just bought a pack of Ramen noodles.
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@RidiculousSheri: I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.
@philco816: Note on the bed side table read "this isn't working," but I put a quarter in and the bed still vibrates. I don't know what her problem was.
@AmericanGent69: Reasons I work out. 1) I don't wanna be bit by a vampire and spend eternity out of shape and double chinned. 2) I guess to be healthy
@KimmyMonte: Can't believe no one told me that cows can't walk down stairs. Now I'm stuck with all these attic cows.