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@pinningnut: N: Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band.

Neighbor walks away.

That is how you get people to leave you alone.

N: Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I’m starting a rock band.

Neighbor walks away.

That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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