@TEXASVETERAN: Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black girl giving me her digits.
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@theedgeofchris: Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had.