@Token_Geezer: Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers
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@moose_chocolate: The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight.
@EdgarAllanLo: My million dollar invention is a microwave that stops beeping when you yell, "I hear you!" from across the house.
@SaddleLawman: Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees.