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@talknerdyDMU: "Nailed it."
-inventor of crucifixion
@MrT1M: Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard.
No? Ok, I'll show myself out.
@splendidcynic: I don't really pay much attention to politics so basically what I'm asking is, does anyone know if it's still illegal to sell kids on eBay?
@collinwithtwoLs: *good cop/bad cop interrogation*
*good cop is nice to the suspect*
*bad cop shoots good cop and sets suspect free*
man he's a bad cop
@owillis: 2007: OBAMA'S COMIN' FER YER GUNS
2010: any day
2012: ok now
2013: i think..
@Jake_Vig: YOU: I murdered someone.
YOUR DOG: I'm totally cool with that. I love you.
YOU: I murdered someone.
YOUR CAT: Me too.