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@SirEviscerate: NALA: Why can't you be the king I know? The king you have inside you?
SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

NALA: Why can’t you be the king I know? The king you have inside you?
SIMBA: That doesn’t make sense. I think I’d remember if I ate a king.

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