@ElizaBayne: Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens
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@zdarsky: I want a SPIDERMAN GO app where I have to get pictures of spiderman for a furious j jonah jameson
@trojansauce: [meeting zac efron at a book signing six years after my wife said she thought he was handsome] well hello there mister home wrecker
@rachelle_mandik: let us all return to a simpler time, such as when i believed astroturf was farmed in space and brought to earth
@jwoodham: Find a way to dress up as "accidentally liking someone's Facebook picture from 2 years ago" and really scare people this Halloween.