@Parentpains: Name your child autocorrect, because eventually they'll just finish your sentences and correct you every chance they get too.
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@TheRealRHB: Parenting Tip: Place fake present under tree with unruly child's name on it and when he misbehaves toss it into the burning fireplace
@Abusitron: How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
@thejessbess: Are they Milk Duds? Cuz I'm definitely not getting in your van for some stupid Milk Duds.