@Parentpains: Name your child autocorrect, because eventually they'll just finish your sentences and correct you every chance they get too.
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@simoncholland: Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
@FussySaffa: Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie
@just1fool: I'm excited for the zombie apocalypse so I can trap famous dead celebrities and make the best Broadway show ever assembled.
@SissiSay: Im gonna tell my daughter to lay off the liquor, cause I love her! (...and I dont want her to mess up her kidneys before I need one)