@CroweJam: Named my hamster Spam so when he dies I can bury him in a little tin coffin with his name on it.
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@sofarrsogud: 🎶 It's raining yen. Hallelujah, it's raining yen - Winners of the Japanese lottery, probably
@canadasandra: the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed
@seandunn76: Ever notice how a piece of lint on a sheet can look like a scary insect? Unrelated, is anyone selling a mattress? Mine is on fire.
@Cheeseboy22: I hope at the end of the movie, Batman and Superman have to sit down and write a list of all the things they appreciate about each other.