@DanielAda1960: Napkins used after eating hot wings and then put in your pocket should NEVER be used as toilet paper no matter how much you've had to drink.
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@DukEB51: You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
@kennyflorian: Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.
@drunkNnaughty: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends