@Cali_Kid_Mike: Narcissist? Let's just calm down with the big words and keep this conversation about me.
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@amishschool: Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
@Godhatespants: Him: drink? Me: I have a boyfriend Him: I have a goldfish Me: What??? Him: I thought we were talking about shit that don't matter