@cheeky__gal: Necrophiliacs love going out on expiration dates.
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@Stella1070: I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway.
@TheToxicWaster: I walked a girl down into the dark woods. She said it's very scary. I said how do you think i feel i have to walk back alone..
@envydatropic: I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English