@yonewt: Needing to "loose" some weight this year isn't your biggest problem, my friend.
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@3sunzzz: 1900: Let's filter coffee. 1950: We need to filter cigarettes. 1970: We should really filter water. 2015: I want to filter my face.
@mjkspeaks: The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote.
@Breadery: Relationships are about compromise. I pretend she's not watching a Gossip Girl boxset. She pretends I'm not digging her grave in the garden.
@osoplain: I'm texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time so he can experience his phone blowing up