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@HRH_Duke_of_Url: Needless to say, I don't think it's good news.
@Bagyants: Her: How do you get girls?
Me: I'm smart and funny.
Her: That works?
Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
@VictorscarletJ: Twitter birth control: airfare
@FilthyRichmond: God gives everyone a hot cousin to test us.
@Jason_Horton: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together.
@DurtMcHurtt: CIVIL ENGINEER: ok let's build stuff.
UNCIVIL ENGINEER: *smashes popsicle stick bridge*