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@withanewname: Neighbor: It's July, you need to take down the xmas lights.

Me: It's no worse than your stupid yard gnome.

Neighbor: That's my wife.

Neighbor: It’s July, you need to take down the xmas lights.

Me: It’s no worse than your stupid yard gnome.
 
Neighbor: That’s my wife.

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