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@TEXASVETERAN: Neighbor thinks I'm stalking her. Any time she hears a noise she is purified. Petrified!

Sorry, not easy reading a diary thru binoculars.

Neighbor thinks I’m stalking her. Any time she hears a noise she is purified. Petrified! 

Sorry, not easy reading a diary thru binoculars.

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