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@AristotlesNZ: Neighbor: Yard sale huh? How much's mower?
Me: $50
Him: Wait! That's the one you borrowed from me!
Me: $20
Him: Its a $500 mower!
Me: ..$100

Neighbor: Yard sale huh? How much’s mower?
Me: $50
Him: Wait! That’s the one you borrowed from me!
Me: $20
Him: Its a $500 mower!
Me: ..$100

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