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@Shelts99: Neighbour:How's the wife?
Me:Glowing
Neighbour:Pregnant?
Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood
Neighbour:You're sick
Me:You're next

Neighbour:How’s the wife?
Me:Glowing
Neighbour:Pregnant?
Me:No, she’s on fire, just going for more wood
Neighbour:You’re sick
Me:You’re next

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