@andylevy: Neither candidate addressed the fact that we have a Hulk
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@MUMSIEesq: Fun DIY Project Even YOU Can Do Step 1: Flip over empty wine bottle Step 2: Use base as weapon
@FrenulumBreve: HIM: [awkwardly] wanna go see a movie? HER: sure, sounds great. [next day] HIM: could i maybe come with you next time?
@therealeatwood: BOB: Hey boss can I get another raise SCROOGE: But I just gave you… B: What’s that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?? Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
@KalvinMacleod: ME: how can I make u proud? MOM: reach for the stars NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: the closest star is 93 million miles away. You’ll never get there.