@GibJimson: Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs?
Me: You mean like the band?
@girl_a_whirl: My daughter complained we were out of snacks so I lifted the couch cushions.
@seamussaid: Lunchables™? huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna
@tgilliland789: He was a satyr boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't goat enough for her
@Gooooats: I live in my parent's basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in. In 20 generations we will reach the Earth's core.
@LarryNow: "I sure hope Pitbull and Nicky Minaj do an album together!" - said no one ever.