@GibJimson: Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs?
Me: You mean like the band?
@iAmDelFreaky: I heard my cat walking down the hall because his claws are too long. Then I realized I hadn't taken off his tap shoes since the photo shoot.
@flashember: GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks?
SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok
@ShoutingGoddess: I see your choices and raise you one eyebrow.
@AndyAsAdjective: My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
@realHamOnWry: Dogs are the best listeners. They always look interested and never interrupt your story with how the same thing happened to them.