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@3sunzzz: Netflix: Are you still watching?
Me: Can you hear my chips?
@HannahFlores01: Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*
@aveuaskew: You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ...
But I won't.
@Sickayduh: "Ewww how'd that get in the house? I don't wanna kill it. I'll just put it outside"
*scoops your baby up in a tissue*
@Lmao: What I said: I forgot my book. What the teacher heard: I hate school, I hate you & I don't want to make something out of my life.
@caithuls: COP: License and registration please
ME: Can't sell ya those but I do have drugs