@CooperLawrence: Netflix documentaries convinced me I should be vegan. So I did what any American would do. I bought some bacon and canceled Netflix.
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@Manda_like_wine: Results are in: a lot of people took the "never change" yearbook inscription way too seriously.
@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
@jrza84: I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk.