@Advil: Netflix should double as a dating site and be like "here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."
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@MarfSalvador: [Forest] GF: Oh god it's a bear! Me: *Stuffs socks down front of pants* GF: What are you doing? Me: Making myself look big Bear: Well hi
@Book_Krazy: My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized
@wolfpupy: i feel like most people have forgotten why we were robbing this jewellery store in the first place, for the jewels