@VerbsRProudest: Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people.
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@briangaar: *turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color
@PoorEvelyn: Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate.