@Underchilde: Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
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@SCbchbum: Before sprinting towards the elevator, ask yourself, “Am I hot enough to make them hold the door?”
@murrman5: Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention "amnesia pills" but did anyway? "No" excellent.
@preshmomes: my car is dead & i saw a dead spider under the hood so like, do i need a new spider? i dont know a lot about how cars work