@myhairisblue: Never be afraid to acknowledge your accomplishments
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@lilgapeach30: 8 *walks into the house with covered in mud* Me: MY LORD 8: well that's a nice way to greet me but no, just your son.
@jonnysun: welcome to the motel california it’s the cheaper choice (such a cheaper choice) hear your neighbor’s voice pLENTY OF BUGS AT THE MOTEL CALIFORNIA
@itsKhyamii: *gets hit by a car* passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” me: “Please... I need my... phone” *opens Twitter* me: “LMFAOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”