@MrRamBillings: Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@specialhug: People ask me the secret of a good tweet. It's called "proof-reading". Perhaps you've hard of it
@brokeymcpoverty: reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins
@EndhooS: Where are you going? "Ice fishing" You know you can just buy ice at the store right? "No I mean th..." Or just freeze some water even...