@MrRamBillings: Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!
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@thegreatnanak: *lying in bed This is life. I don't think I'll ever get out of bed again. *five minutes later I gotta pee.
@doublewenis: Don't embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public. Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him.