@MrRamBillings: Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!
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@TheToddWilliams: This forest scent air freshener is really working. Three elk have moved into my living room.
@thenatewolf: *I hold my date's hand for the first time* Date: I've got butterflies in my stomach Me: same. I ate A LOT of butterflies before this
@Goofpoops: In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally "Cornhole Explosion".