@MrRamBillings: Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!
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@hazelmotes1: Alien: take me to your leader. Me: They all suck. How about I take you to this place I know where you can get amazing mini donuts?
@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
@YourAnMoron: Me "I love you." My 3yo "Thanks." And just like that, 4 years of High School memories came flooding back.
@rebrafsim: 6:57pm: I am conducting an experiment — I’m going to pet my dog continuously and see if he ever gets tired of it 4:09am, June 14, 2029: no