@MrRamBillings: Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!
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@BadassBarbie11: Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.
@thepunningman: [doctors] "How long have I got?" "Not long. Two, three months" [casually places apple on desk] "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
@_SingleBabyMama: I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio. I'm familiar with commitment.